Well… what to say? Could it be any weirder? We think not. Dear, oh dear… But then again, it’s good for a laugh! Here is a selection. We’ll blame it on the Japanese, but maybe some other spirited person came up with the idea. Good on you! At least it’s not dull – we don’t do dull.
Here goes:
This is just sad…
This is just bad…
This is just mad…
A failure: the wrong tartan.
But hang on one beer-sipping minute:
they could mark the legal limit here!
They could add:
You are now legally drunk,
so don’t drive –
you’ve been warned!
We have already seen a few colours of the rainbow…
These days many households have already got trash compactors – not so weird then…
Harmless…, but sad.
D’oh!
Well… Not very weird at all.
Quite useful! A must for all cars.
(Mind you, some countries may prefer the steering wheel on the other side…)
Uuhmmm…
Don’t you just hate those snappy dogs running up and down behind fences?
Wouldn’t you become neurotic, if you couldn’t see properly?
Good invention.
Uhh… No!
A self-sufficient rat. (see later entry)
Eeehhk!
You wouldn’t want dyslexics to have an accident, would you? (Not funny. Sorry)
Brilliant idea!
All men want one of those!
Soooo cool! We’d choose ANA!
We just wouldn’t choose this.
Mind you, the trough-bib did become common place.
There’s a clever Mum!
Well, what if you don’t sit in front of a window?
Back to the drawing board!
Not a good look when the train suddenly stops…
Yet people with serious back problems do use this idea at home and in hospitals.
So there!
The shop owners must have been falling about laughing!
Cool!
(In more ways than one)
Nuh…
This is just attention seeking! Plain silly!
He could at least use origami paper!
Not a bad idea for 10000-yen notes, or 100-dollar bills. Just take care that you don’t put those notes accidentally in your rat-cage-invention though…
Well… we do have ergonomically designed keyboards these days.
Hmm… can’t decide…
Nice one! And another day at the office. Uhhh, not!
Eyes at the back of your head – all parents should have a set!
This is not weird; this is just cute!
But don’t feed them, please!
Hmm… not bad… we like!
We so like this one!
How cool is this?
We want! We need! We must!
And back again to just plain silly.
She could at least have full-sized slippers!
Definitely red shoes.
Actually… why not?
This is just so cool! So practical!
They would fit in our fridge…
Aaahh, so nostalgic. A must!
You find attention seekers everywhere, don’t you?
Give the baby a break! (still not funny)
These days it is a must for mobiles! 10 kilos! Now there’s an idea!
We have seen them without the stick – a little smaller too.
(Green so isn’t your colour!)
Based on the ostrich theme: plain weird.
In fact, this wins the
Nobel Prize for Weirdity
One step up would be: growing seedlings in your glasses,
so when you cry, you’re helping your plants grow!
Speaking of ’emotional growth’…
Nuh, we’ve seen too many inventions. That’s our problem.
And back again to the real world:
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Never fail another test – essential!
Yeah, we’re running with this one!
This invention may have its original idea in a bar…
Did this one lead to bus shelters, or the other way around?!
There are many more. Just go look for them.
Just don’t always dismiss them:
madness and genius seem to go together.
LOL
Lami Japan 
