Emergency Exits
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Very useful to know where to find them.
Wouldn’t you think?
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Nice one, useful!
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This block equals ten square miles.
What’s a mile between friends and flames…?
What’s a mile between friends and flames…?
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for chickens!
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for bandits?
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at the end of the corridor
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for pop stars and ridiculous females
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for men with hats and scarves
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Only 500 metres?
at least it is closer than 5 kilometres…
at least it is closer than 5 kilometres…
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For radio-active Homer Simpsons?
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Not much of an exit, is it?
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So clear, don’t you think?
Yes, helpful.
Yes, helpful.
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For pandas?
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without compassion exit – the cruel way
(a pun)
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but first you have to fight the blocked exit
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yes, let’s run to the right for a change!
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run on a pencil case
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a mini sign (please, bring glasses before you start running)
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for smokers who could set the building on fire…
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sad perspiring faces and sweaty people thatta way
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a USB port, no less
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Never!
For sumo wrestlers? Well, what do you know?!
For sumo wrestlers? Well, what do you know?!
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stylish tin!
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Let common sense prevail here.
They all agree: don’t go straight ahead!
They all agree: don’t go straight ahead!
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Who runs where and why?
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for cats?
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for pickpockets?
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so typical for Japan! duck!
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for people with uneven legs – limping people, really…
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for either Tina Turner or Bob Marley impersonators
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Just run! Don’t bother to read first!
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Seems clear what the message is.
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for Rock ‘n Rollers?
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The exit is to the left, the door is straight ahead and the emergency is to the right. Make up your mind!
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He runs into the women’s section of the bath house with his camera. Amazing he comes out alive! Japanese women are fierce. (The women’s bath kanji is on the ‘noren’…)
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Make up your mind! For crying out loud!
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Athletes this way…
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Rats, mice and general vermin thattaway…
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You’re running towards the stage of some fancy dancer…
Are you sure you want to run that way?!
Are you sure you want to run that way?!
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Ver-r-r-ry clear, don’t you think?!
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You seem to have reached halfway at this stage.
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Useful to know you’re in the basement.
Alternatively, a helipad on the roof is an option…
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What to do when the door is locked from the outside.
Actually, pretty bad. Too often exits are blocked.
Actually, pretty bad. Too often exits are blocked.